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Bikochondriacs. Maybe you know one, maybe you are one. Or maybe you think you might be one. Here are 5 easy ways to tell if you, or someone you love, is in fact, a bikochondriac.

1. Do you take your mountain bike to the shop for repairs once a month or more? Unless your bike is a lemon (more on that in a forthcoming post) chances are you shouldn't be having it fixed quite so often. An annual tune-up and even a mid-summer once over is reasonable but if you're always taking your baby into the shop it may mean that you (and not your bike) have a problem ;)

2. Have you ever taken your bike to the shop for a specific problem that the mechanic couldn't find or replicate? Even worse, did you then take the bike to a different shop only to hear the same answer? This is bad news my friend--this is a clear sign that you are becoming a bikochondriac. Seek immediate professional help and trust the guidance of your professional bike mechanic.

3. Are you always asking your riding buddies if they hear that noise on your bike only to find that they never do? This usually means your bike problems are imagined and that everything is probably fine with your ride. I have a friend who is actually the opposite way--he once mentioned something about a "ghost in his derailleur" and when I heard the sound it was more like a .22 rifle being fired! Your friends' opinions can often be a good gauge as to whether the problem that you've noticed is indeed major or non-existent.

4. Do you spend more time listening to your bike than to your body? Lance Armstrong said it famously--it's not about the bike! If you're having trouble out on the trail 8 times out of 10 it's because you're out of shape or you're having a bad day. These days bikes are complex and finely tuned machines so if you're having a problem, consider that you may be experiencing what computer professionals like to call "user error." Hardware failure, while rare, is generally obvious and catastrophic.

5. Did you ever walk your bike off the trail even when it was rideable? This is about as bad as it gets for some folks and I liken it to carrying your dog down the street when he gets too tired to walk. Unless your chain snapped or your tire is flat, you should ride your bike back to your car and deal with the consequences of any "mechanical failure" when you're back home. Like the body found dead from dehydration in the desert with water still in his canteen, take care of yourself first, your friends second, and the bike third.

So there you go. If you answered yes to two or more of these, you should consider yourself a full-on bikochondriac. My prescription: just ride.
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Bikochondriacs. Maybe you know one, maybe you are one. Or maybe you think you might be one. Here are 5 easy ways to tell if you, or someone you love, is in fact, a bikochondriac.

1. Do you take your mountain bike to the shop for repairs once a month or more? Unless your bike is a lemon (more on that in a forthcoming post) chances are you shouldn't be having it fixed quite so often. An annual tune-up and even a mid-summer once over is reasonable but if you're always taking your baby into the shop it may mean that you (and not your bike) have a problem ;)

2. Have you ever taken your bike to the shop for a specific problem that the mechanic couldn't find or replicate? Even worse, did you then take the bike to a different shop only to hear the same answer? This is bad news my friend--this is a clear sign that you are becoming a bikochondriac. Seek immediate professional help and trust the guidance of your professional bike mechanic.

3. Are you always asking your riding buddies if they hear that noise on your bike only to find that they never do? This usually means your bike problems are imagined and that everything is probably fine with your ride. I have a friend who is actually the opposite way--he once mentioned something about a "ghost in his derailleur" and when I heard the sound it was more like a .22 rifle being fired! Your friends' opinions can often be a good gauge as to whether the problem that you've noticed is indeed major or non-existent.

4. Do you spend more time listening to your bike than to your body? Lance Armstrong said it famously--it's not about the bike! If you're having trouble out on the trail 8 times out of 10 it's because you're out of shape or you're having a bad day. These days bikes are complex and finely tuned machines so if you're having a problem, consider that you may be experiencing what computer professionals like to call "user error." Hardware failure, while rare, is generally obvious and catastrophic.

5. Did you ever walk your bike off the trail even when it was rideable? This is about as bad as it gets for some folks and I liken it to carrying your dog down the street when he gets too tired to walk. Unless your chain snapped or your tire is flat, you should ride your bike back to your car and deal with the consequences of any "mechanical failure" when you're back home. Like the body found dead from dehydration in the desert with water still in his canteen, take care of yourself first, your friends second, and the bike third.

So there you go. If you answered yes to two or more of these, you should consider yourself a full-on bikochondriac. My prescription: just ride.
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Bikochondriacs. Maybe you know one, maybe you are one. Or maybe you think you might be one. Here are 5 easy ways to tell if you, or someone you love, is in fact, a bikochondriac.

1. Do you take your mountain bike to the shop for repairs once a month or more? Unless your bike is a lemon (more on that in a forthcoming post) chances are you shouldn't be having it fixed quite so often. An annual tune-up and even a mid-summer once over is reasonable but if you're always taking your baby into the shop it may mean that you (and not your bike) have a problem ;)

2. Have you ever taken your bike to the shop for a specific problem that the mechanic couldn't find or replicate? Even worse, did you then take the bike to a different shop only to hear the same answer? This is bad news my friend--this is a clear sign that you are becoming a bikochondriac. Seek immediate professional help and trust the guidance of your professional bike mechanic.

3. Are you always asking your riding buddies if they hear that noise on your bike only to find that they never do? This usually means your bike problems are imagined and that everything is probably fine with your ride. I have a friend who is actually the opposite way--he once mentioned something about a "ghost in his derailleur" and when I heard the sound it was more like a .22 rifle being fired! Your friends' opinions can often be a good gauge as to whether the problem that you've noticed is indeed major or non-existent.

4. Do you spend more time listening to your bike than to your body? Lance Armstrong said it famously--it's not about the bike! If you're having trouble out on the trail 8 times out of 10 it's because you're out of shape or you're having a bad day. These days bikes are complex and finely tuned machines so if you're having a problem, consider that you may be experiencing what computer professionals like to call "user error." Hardware failure, while rare, is generally obvious and catastrophic.

5. Did you ever walk your bike off the trail even when it was rideable? This is about as bad as it gets for some folks and I liken it to carrying your dog down the street when he gets too tired to walk. Unless your chain snapped or your tire is flat, you should ride your bike back to your car and deal with the consequences of any "mechanical failure" when you're back home. Like the body found dead from dehydration in the desert with water still in his canteen, take care of yourself first, your friends second, and the bike third.

So there you go. If you answered yes to two or more of these, you should consider yourself a full-on bikochondriac. My prescription: just ride.
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Bikochondriacs. Maybe you know one, maybe you are one. Or maybe you think you might be one. Here are 5 easy ways to tell if you, or someone you love, is in fact, a bikochondriac.

1. Do you take your mountain bike to the shop for repairs once a month or more? Unless your bike is a lemon (more on that in a forthcoming post) chances are you shouldn't be having it fixed quite so often. An annual tune-up and even a mid-summer once over is reasonable but if you're always taking your baby into the shop it may mean that you (and not your bike) have a problem ;)

2. Have you ever taken your bike to the shop for a specific problem that the mechanic couldn't find or replicate? Even worse, did you then take the bike to a different shop only to hear the same answer? This is bad news my friend--this is a clear sign that you are becoming a bikochondriac. Seek immediate professional help and trust the guidance of your professional bike mechanic.

3. Are you always asking your riding buddies if they hear that noise on your bike only to find that they never do? This usually means your bike problems are imagined and that everything is probably fine with your ride. I have a friend who is actually the opposite way--he once mentioned something about a "ghost in his derailleur" and when I heard the sound it was more like a .22 rifle being fired! Your friends' opinions can often be a good gauge as to whether the problem that you've noticed is indeed major or non-existent.

4. Do you spend more time listening to your bike than to your body? Lance Armstrong said it famously--it's not about the bike! If you're having trouble out on the trail 8 times out of 10 it's because you're out of shape or you're having a bad day. These days bikes are complex and finely tuned machines so if you're having a problem, consider that you may be experiencing what computer professionals like to call "user error." Hardware failure, while rare, is generally obvious and catastrophic.

5. Did you ever walk your bike off the trail even when it was rideable? This is about as bad as it gets for some folks and I liken it to carrying your dog down the street when he gets too tired to walk. Unless your chain snapped or your tire is flat, you should ride your bike back to your car and deal with the consequences of any "mechanical failure" when you're back home. Like the body found dead from dehydration in the desert with water still in his canteen, take care of yourself first, your friends second, and the bike third.

So there you go. If you answered yes to two or more of these, you should consider yourself a full-on bikochondriac. My prescription: just ride.
Bikochondriacs. Maybe you know one, maybe you are one. Or maybe you think you might be one. Here are 5 easy ways to tell if you, or someone you love, is in fact, a bikochondriac.

1. Do you take your mountain bike to the shop for repairs once a month or more? Unless your bike is a lemon (more on that in a forthcoming post) chances are you shouldn't be having it fixed quite so often. An annual tune-up and even a mid-summer once over is reasonable but if you're always taking your baby into the shop it may mean that you (and not your bike) have a problem ;)

2. Have you ever taken your bike to the shop for a specific problem that the mechanic couldn't find or replicate? Even worse, did you then take the bike to a different shop only to hear the same answer? This is bad news my friend--this is a clear sign that you are becoming a bikochondriac. Seek immediate professional help and trust the guidance of your professional bike mechanic.

3. Are you always asking your riding buddies if they hear that noise on your bike only to find that they never do? This usually means your bike problems are imagined and that everything is probably fine with your ride. I have a friend who is actually the opposite way--he once mentioned something about a "ghost in his derailleur" and when I heard the sound it was more like a .22 rifle being fired! Your friends' opinions can often be a good gauge as to whether the problem that you've noticed is indeed major or non-existent.

4. Do you spend more time listening to your bike than to your body? Lance Armstrong said it famously--it's not about the bike! If you're having trouble out on the trail 8 times out of 10 it's because you're out of shape or you're having a bad day. These days bikes are complex and finely tuned machines so if you're having a problem, consider that you may be experiencing what computer professionals like to call "user error." Hardware failure, while rare, is generally obvious and catastrophic.

5. Did you ever walk your bike off the trail even when it was rideable? This is about as bad as it gets for some folks and I liken it to carrying your dog down the street when he gets too tired to walk. Unless your chain snapped or your tire is flat, you should ride your bike back to your car and deal with the consequences of any "mechanical failure" when you're back home. Like the body found dead from dehydration in the desert with water still in his canteen, take care of yourself first, your friends second, and the bike third.

So there you go. If you answered yes to two or more of these, you should consider yourself a full-on bikochondriac. My prescription: just ride.
Bikochondriacs. Maybe you know one, maybe you are one. Or maybe you think you might be one. Here are 5 easy ways to tell if you, or someone you love, is in fact, a bikochondriac.

1. Do you take your mountain bike to the shop for repairs once a month or more? Unless your bike is a lemon (more on that in a forthcoming post) chances are you shouldn't be having it fixed quite so often. An annual tune-up and even a mid-summer once over is reasonable but if you're always taking your baby into the shop it may mean that you (and not your bike) have a problem ;)

2. Have you ever taken your bike to the shop for a specific problem that the mechanic couldn't find or replicate? Even worse, did you then take the bike to a different shop only to hear the same answer? This is bad news my friend--this is a clear sign that you are becoming a bikochondriac. Seek immediate professional help and trust the guidance of your professional bike mechanic.

3. Are you always asking your riding buddies if they hear that noise on your bike only to find that they never do? This usually means your bike problems are imagined and that everything is probably fine with your ride. I have a friend who is actually the opposite way--he once mentioned something about a "ghost in his derailleur" and when I heard the sound it was more like a .22 rifle being fired! Your friends' opinions can often be a good gauge as to whether the problem that you've noticed is indeed major or non-existent.

4. Do you spend more time listening to your bike than to your body? Lance Armstrong said it famously--it's not about the bike! If you're having trouble out on the trail 8 times out of 10 it's because you're out of shape or you're having a bad day. These days bikes are complex and finely tuned machines so if you're having a problem, consider that you may be experiencing what computer professionals like to call "user error." Hardware failure, while rare, is generally obvious and catastrophic.

5. Did you ever walk your bike off the trail even when it was rideable? This is about as bad as it gets for some folks and I liken it to carrying your dog down the street when he gets too tired to walk. Unless your chain snapped or your tire is flat, you should ride your bike back to your car and deal with the consequences of any "mechanical failure" when you're back home. Like the body found dead from dehydration in the desert with water still in his canteen, take care of yourself first, your friends second, and the bike third.

So there you go. If you answered yes to two or more of these, you should consider yourself a full-on bikochondriac. My prescription: just ride.
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Bikochondriacs. Maybe you know one, maybe you are one. Or maybe you think you might be one. Here are 5 easy ways to tell if you, or someone you love, is in fact, a bikochondriac.

1. Do you take your mountain bike to the shop for repairs once a month or more? Unless your bike is a lemon (more on that in a forthcoming post) chances are you shouldn't be having it fixed quite so often. An annual tune-up and even a mid-summer once over is reasonable but if you're always taking your baby into the shop it may mean that you (and not your bike) have a problem ;)

2. Have you ever taken your bike to the shop for a specific problem that the mechanic couldn't find or replicate? Even worse, did you then take the bike to a different shop only to hear the same answer? This is bad news my friend--this is a clear sign that you are becoming a bikochondriac. Seek immediate professional help and trust the guidance of your professional bike mechanic.

3. Are you always asking your riding buddies if they hear that noise on your bike only to find that they never do? This usually means your bike problems are imagined and that everything is probably fine with your ride. I have a friend who is actually the opposite way--he once mentioned something about a "ghost in his derailleur" and when I heard the sound it was more like a .22 rifle being fired! Your friends' opinions can often be a good gauge as to whether the problem that you've noticed is indeed major or non-existent.

4. Do you spend more time listening to your bike than to your body? Lance Armstrong said it famously--it's not about the bike! If you're having trouble out on the trail 8 times out of 10 it's because you're out of shape or you're having a bad day. These days bikes are complex and finely tuned machines so if you're having a problem, consider that you may be experiencing what computer professionals like to call "user error." Hardware failure, while rare, is generally obvious and catastrophic.

5. Did you ever walk your bike off the trail even when it was rideable? This is about as bad as it gets for some folks and I liken it to carrying your dog down the street when he gets too tired to walk. Unless your chain snapped or your tire is flat, you should ride your bike back to your car and deal with the consequences of any "mechanical failure" when you're back home. Like the body found dead from dehydration in the desert with water still in his canteen, take care of yourself first, your friends second, and the bike third.

So there you go. If you answered yes to two or more of these, you should consider yourself a full-on bikochondriac. My prescription: just ride.
Bikochondriacs. Maybe you know one, maybe you are one. Or maybe you think you might be one. Here are 5 easy ways to tell if you, or someone you love, is in fact, a bikochondriac.

1. Do you take your mountain bike to the shop for repairs once a month or more? Unless your bike is a lemon (more on that in a forthcoming post) chances are you shouldn't be having it fixed quite so often. An annual tune-up and even a mid-summer once over is reasonable but if you're always taking your baby into the shop it may mean that you (and not your bike) have a problem ;)

2. Have you ever taken your bike to the shop for a specific problem that the mechanic couldn't find or replicate? Even worse, did you then take the bike to a different shop only to hear the same answer? This is bad news my friend--this is a clear sign that you are becoming a bikochondriac. Seek immediate professional help and trust the guidance of your professional bike mechanic.

3. Are you always asking your riding buddies if they hear that noise on your bike only to find that they never do? This usually means your bike problems are imagined and that everything is probably fine with your ride. I have a friend who is actually the opposite way--he once mentioned something about a "ghost in his derailleur" and when I heard the sound it was more like a .22 rifle being fired! Your friends' opinions can often be a good gauge as to whether the problem that you've noticed is indeed major or non-existent.

4. Do you spend more time listening to your bike than to your body? Lance Armstrong said it famously--it's not about the bike! If you're having trouble out on the trail 8 times out of 10 it's because you're out of shape or you're having a bad day. These days bikes are complex and finely tuned machines so if you're having a problem, consider that you may be experiencing what computer professionals like to call "user error." Hardware failure, while rare, is generally obvious and catastrophic.

5. Did you ever walk your bike off the trail even when it was rideable? This is about as bad as it gets for some folks and I liken it to carrying your dog down the street when he gets too tired to walk. Unless your chain snapped or your tire is flat, you should ride your bike back to your car and deal with the consequences of any "mechanical failure" when you're back home. Like the body found dead from dehydration in the desert with water still in his canteen, take care of yourself first, your friends second, and the bike third.

So there you go. If you answered yes to two or more of these, you should consider yourself a full-on bikochondriac. My prescription: just ride.
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Bikochondriacs. Maybe you know one, maybe you are one. Or maybe you think you might be one. Here are 5 easy ways to tell if you, or someone you love, is in fact, a bikochondriac.

1. Do you take your mountain bike to the shop for repairs once a month or more? Unless your bike is a lemon (more on that in a forthcoming post) chances are you shouldn't be having it fixed quite so often. An annual tune-up and even a mid-summer once over is reasonable but if you're always taking your baby into the shop it may mean that you (and not your bike) have a problem ;)

2. Have you ever taken your bike to the shop for a specific problem that the mechanic couldn't find or replicate? Even worse, did you then take the bike to a different shop only to hear the same answer? This is bad news my friend--this is a clear sign that you are becoming a bikochondriac. Seek immediate professional help and trust the guidance of your professional bike mechanic.

3. Are you always asking your riding buddies if they hear that noise on your bike only to find that they never do? This usually means your bike problems are imagined and that everything is probably fine with your ride. I have a friend who is actually the opposite way--he once mentioned something about a "ghost in his derailleur" and when I heard the sound it was more like a .22 rifle being fired! Your friends' opinions can often be a good gauge as to whether the problem that you've noticed is indeed major or non-existent.

4. Do you spend more time listening to your bike than to your body? Lance Armstrong said it famously--it's not about the bike! If you're having trouble out on the trail 8 times out of 10 it's because you're out of shape or you're having a bad day. These days bikes are complex and finely tuned machines so if you're having a problem, consider that you may be experiencing what computer professionals like to call "user error." Hardware failure, while rare, is generally obvious and catastrophic.

5. Did you ever walk your bike off the trail even when it was rideable? This is about as bad as it gets for some folks and I liken it to carrying your dog down the street when he gets too tired to walk. Unless your chain snapped or your tire is flat, you should ride your bike back to your car and deal with the consequences of any "mechanical failure" when you're back home. Like the body found dead from dehydration in the desert with water still in his canteen, take care of yourself first, your friends second, and the bike third.

So there you go. If you answered yes to two or more of these, you should consider yourself a full-on bikochondriac. My prescription: just ride.
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Bikochondriacs. Maybe you know one, maybe you are one. Or maybe you think you might be one. Here are 5 easy ways to tell if you, or someone you love, is in fact, a bikochondriac.

1. Do you take your mountain bike to the shop for repairs once a month or more? Unless your bike is a lemon (more on that in a forthcoming post) chances are you shouldn't be having it fixed quite so often. An annual tune-up and even a mid-summer once over is reasonable but if you're always taking your baby into the shop it may mean that you (and not your bike) have a problem ;)

2. Have you ever taken your bike to the shop for a specific problem that the mechanic couldn't find or replicate? Even worse, did you then take the bike to a different shop only to hear the same answer? This is bad news my friend--this is a clear sign that you are becoming a bikochondriac. Seek immediate professional help and trust the guidance of your professional bike mechanic.

3. Are you always asking your riding buddies if they hear that noise on your bike only to find that they never do? This usually means your bike problems are imagined and that everything is probably fine with your ride. I have a friend who is actually the opposite way--he once mentioned something about a "ghost in his derailleur" and when I heard the sound it was more like a .22 rifle being fired! Your friends' opinions can often be a good gauge as to whether the problem that you've noticed is indeed major or non-existent.

4. Do you spend more time listening to your bike than to your body? Lance Armstrong said it famously--it's not about the bike! If you're having trouble out on the trail 8 times out of 10 it's because you're out of shape or you're having a bad day. These days bikes are complex and finely tuned machines so if you're having a problem, consider that you may be experiencing what computer professionals like to call "user error." Hardware failure, while rare, is generally obvious and catastrophic.

5. Did you ever walk your bike off the trail even when it was rideable? This is about as bad as it gets for some folks and I liken it to carrying your dog down the street when he gets too tired to walk. Unless your chain snapped or your tire is flat, you should ride your bike back to your car and deal with the consequences of any "mechanical failure" when you're back home. Like the body found dead from dehydration in the desert with water still in his canteen, take care of yourself first, your friends second, and the bike third.

So there you go. If you answered yes to two or more of these, you should consider yourself a full-on bikochondriac. My prescription: just ride.
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Bikochondriacs. Maybe you know one, maybe you are one. Or maybe you think you might be one. Here are 5 easy ways to tell if you, or someone you love, is in fact, a bikochondriac.

1. Do you take your mountain bike to the shop for repairs once a month or more? Unless your bike is a lemon (more on that in a forthcoming post) chances are you shouldn't be having it fixed quite so often. An annual tune-up and even a mid-summer once over is reasonable but if you're always taking your baby into the shop it may mean that you (and not your bike) have a problem ;)

2. Have you ever taken your bike to the shop for a specific problem that the mechanic couldn't find or replicate? Even worse, did you then take the bike to a different shop only to hear the same answer? This is bad news my friend--this is a clear sign that you are becoming a bikochondriac. Seek immediate professional help and trust the guidance of your professional bike mechanic.

3. Are you always asking your riding buddies if they hear that noise on your bike only to find that they never do? This usually means your bike problems are imagined and that everything is probably fine with your ride. I have a friend who is actually the opposite way--he once mentioned something about a "ghost in his derailleur" and when I heard the sound it was more like a .22 rifle being fired! Your friends' opinions can often be a good gauge as to whether the problem that you've noticed is indeed major or non-existent.

4. Do you spend more time listening to your bike than to your body? Lance Armstrong said it famously--it's not about the bike! If you're having trouble out on the trail 8 times out of 10 it's because you're out of shape or you're having a bad day. These days bikes are complex and finely tuned machines so if you're having a problem, consider that you may be experiencing what computer professionals like to call "user error." Hardware failure, while rare, is generally obvious and catastrophic.

5. Did you ever walk your bike off the trail even when it was rideable? This is about as bad as it gets for some folks and I liken it to carrying your dog down the street when he gets too tired to walk. Unless your chain snapped or your tire is flat, you should ride your bike back to your car and deal with the consequences of any "mechanical failure" when you're back home. Like the body found dead from dehydration in the desert with water still in his canteen, take care of yourself first, your friends second, and the bike third.

So there you go. If you answered yes to two or more of these, you should consider yourself a full-on bikochondriac. My prescription: just ride.
Bikochondriacs. Maybe you know one, maybe you are one. Or maybe you think you might be one. Here are 5 easy ways to tell if you, or someone you love, is in fact, a bikochondriac.

1. Do you take your mountain bike to the shop for repairs once a month or more? Unless your bike is a lemon (more on that in a forthcoming post) chances are you shouldn't be having it fixed quite so often. An annual tune-up and even a mid-summer once over is reasonable but if you're always taking your baby into the shop it may mean that you (and not your bike) have a problem ;)

2. Have you ever taken your bike to the shop for a specific problem that the mechanic couldn't find or replicate? Even worse, did you then take the bike to a different shop only to hear the same answer? This is bad news my friend--this is a clear sign that you are becoming a bikochondriac. Seek immediate professional help and trust the guidance of your professional bike mechanic.

3. Are you always asking your riding buddies if they hear that noise on your bike only to find that they never do? This usually means your bike problems are imagined and that everything is probably fine with your ride. I have a friend who is actually the opposite way--he once mentioned something about a "ghost in his derailleur" and when I heard the sound it was more like a .22 rifle being fired! Your friends' opinions can often be a good gauge as to whether the problem that you've noticed is indeed major or non-existent.

4. Do you spend more time listening to your bike than to your body? Lance Armstrong said it famously--it's not about the bike! If you're having trouble out on the trail 8 times out of 10 it's because you're out of shape or you're having a bad day. These days bikes are complex and finely tuned machines so if you're having a problem, consider that you may be experiencing what computer professionals like to call "user error." Hardware failure, while rare, is generally obvious and catastrophic.

5. Did you ever walk your bike off the trail even when it was rideable? This is about as bad as it gets for some folks and I liken it to carrying your dog down the street when he gets too tired to walk. Unless your chain snapped or your tire is flat, you should ride your bike back to your car and deal with the consequences of any "mechanical failure" when you're back home. Like the body found dead from dehydration in the desert with water still in his canteen, take care of yourself first, your friends second, and the bike third.

So there you go. If you answered yes to two or more of these, you should consider yourself a full-on bikochondriac. My prescription: just ride.
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Bikochondriacs. Maybe you know one, maybe you are one. Or maybe you think you might be one. Here are 5 easy ways to tell if you, or someone you love, is in fact, a bikochondriac.

1. Do you take your mountain bike to the shop for repairs once a month or more? Unless your bike is a lemon (more on that in a forthcoming post) chances are you shouldn't be having it fixed quite so often. An annual tune-up and even a mid-summer once over is reasonable but if you're always taking your baby into the shop it may mean that you (and not your bike) have a problem ;)

2. Have you ever taken your bike to the shop for a specific problem that the mechanic couldn't find or replicate? Even worse, did you then take the bike to a different shop only to hear the same answer? This is bad news my friend--this is a clear sign that you are becoming a bikochondriac. Seek immediate professional help and trust the guidance of your professional bike mechanic.

3. Are you always asking your riding buddies if they hear that noise on your bike only to find that they never do? This usually means your bike problems are imagined and that everything is probably fine with your ride. I have a friend who is actually the opposite way--he once mentioned something about a "ghost in his derailleur" and when I heard the sound it was more like a .22 rifle being fired! Your friends' opinions can often be a good gauge as to whether the problem that you've noticed is indeed major or non-existent.

4. Do you spend more time listening to your bike than to your body? Lance Armstrong said it famously--it's not about the bike! If you're having trouble out on the trail 8 times out of 10 it's because you're out of shape or you're having a bad day. These days bikes are complex and finely tuned machines so if you're having a problem, consider that you may be experiencing what computer professionals like to call "user error." Hardware failure, while rare, is generally obvious and catastrophic.

5. Did you ever walk your bike off the trail even when it was rideable? This is about as bad as it gets for some folks and I liken it to carrying your dog down the street when he gets too tired to walk. Unless your chain snapped or your tire is flat, you should ride your bike back to your car and deal with the consequences of any "mechanical failure" when you're back home. Like the body found dead from dehydration in the desert with water still in his canteen, take care of yourself first, your friends second, and the bike third.

So there you go. If you answered yes to two or more of these, you should consider yourself a full-on bikochondriac. My prescription: just ride.
Bikochondriacs. Maybe you know one, maybe you are one. Or maybe you think you might be one. Here are 5 easy ways to tell if you, or someone you love, is in fact, a bikochondriac.

1. Do you take your mountain bike to the shop for repairs once a month or more? Unless your bike is a lemon (more on that in a forthcoming post) chances are you shouldn't be having it fixed quite so often. An annual tune-up and even a mid-summer once over is reasonable but if you're always taking your baby into the shop it may mean that you (and not your bike) have a problem ;)

2. Have you ever taken your bike to the shop for a specific problem that the mechanic couldn't find or replicate? Even worse, did you then take the bike to a different shop only to hear the same answer? This is bad news my friend--this is a clear sign that you are becoming a bikochondriac. Seek immediate professional help and trust the guidance of your professional bike mechanic.

3. Are you always asking your riding buddies if they hear that noise on your bike only to find that they never do? This usually means your bike problems are imagined and that everything is probably fine with your ride. I have a friend who is actually the opposite way--he once mentioned something about a "ghost in his derailleur" and when I heard the sound it was more like a .22 rifle being fired! Your friends' opinions can often be a good gauge as to whether the problem that you've noticed is indeed major or non-existent.

4. Do you spend more time listening to your bike than to your body? Lance Armstrong said it famously--it's not about the bike! If you're having trouble out on the trail 8 times out of 10 it's because you're out of shape or you're having a bad day. These days bikes are complex and finely tuned machines so if you're having a problem, consider that you may be experiencing what computer professionals like to call "user error." Hardware failure, while rare, is generally obvious and catastrophic.

5. Did you ever walk your bike off the trail even when it was rideable? This is about as bad as it gets for some folks and I liken it to carrying your dog down the street when he gets too tired to walk. Unless your chain snapped or your tire is flat, you should ride your bike back to your car and deal with the consequences of any "mechanical failure" when you're back home. Like the body found dead from dehydration in the desert with water still in his canteen, take care of yourself first, your friends second, and the bike third.

So there you go. If you answered yes to two or more of these, you should consider yourself a full-on bikochondriac. My prescription: just ride.
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Bikochondriacs. Maybe you know one, maybe you are one. Or maybe you think you might be one. Here are 5 easy ways to tell if you, or someone you love, is in fact, a bikochondriac.

1. Do you take your mountain bike to the shop for repairs once a month or more? Unless your bike is a lemon (more on that in a forthcoming post) chances are you shouldn't be having it fixed quite so often. An annual tune-up and even a mid-summer once over is reasonable but if you're always taking your baby into the shop it may mean that you (and not your bike) have a problem ;)

2. Have you ever taken your bike to the shop for a specific problem that the mechanic couldn't find or replicate? Even worse, did you then take the bike to a different shop only to hear the same answer? This is bad news my friend--this is a clear sign that you are becoming a bikochondriac. Seek immediate professional help and trust the guidance of your professional bike mechanic.

3. Are you always asking your riding buddies if they hear that noise on your bike only to find that they never do? This usually means your bike problems are imagined and that everything is probably fine with your ride. I have a friend who is actually the opposite way--he once mentioned something about a "ghost in his derailleur" and when I heard the sound it was more like a .22 rifle being fired! Your friends' opinions can often be a good gauge as to whether the problem that you've noticed is indeed major or non-existent.

4. Do you spend more time listening to your bike than to your body? Lance Armstrong said it famously--it's not about the bike! If you're having trouble out on the trail 8 times out of 10 it's because you're out of shape or you're having a bad day. These days bikes are complex and finely tuned machines so if you're having a problem, consider that you may be experiencing what computer professionals like to call "user error." Hardware failure, while rare, is generally obvious and catastrophic.

5. Did you ever walk your bike off the trail even when it was rideable? This is about as bad as it gets for some folks and I liken it to carrying your dog down the street when he gets too tired to walk. Unless your chain snapped or your tire is flat, you should ride your bike back to your car and deal with the consequences of any "mechanical failure" when you're back home. Like the body found dead from dehydration in the desert with water still in his canteen, take care of yourself first, your friends second, and the bike third.

So there you go. If you answered yes to two or more of these, you should consider yourself a full-on bikochondriac. My prescription: just ride.
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A winding dirt path through a forest, surrounded by trees and dense foliage. The ground is covered with fallen leaves, and sunlight filters through the branches, casting shadows along the trail. The path leads into the distance, inviting exploration.
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Bikochondriacs. Maybe you know one, maybe you are one. Or maybe you think you might be one. Here are 5 easy ways to tell if you, or someone you love, is in fact, a bikochondriac.

1. Do you take your mountain bike to the shop for repairs once a month or more? Unless your bike is a lemon (more on that in a forthcoming post) chances are you shouldn't be having it fixed quite so often. An annual tune-up and even a mid-summer once over is reasonable but if you're always taking your baby into the shop it may mean that you (and not your bike) have a problem ;)

2. Have you ever taken your bike to the shop for a specific problem that the mechanic couldn't find or replicate? Even worse, did you then take the bike to a different shop only to hear the same answer? This is bad news my friend--this is a clear sign that you are becoming a bikochondriac. Seek immediate professional help and trust the guidance of your professional bike mechanic.

3. Are you always asking your riding buddies if they hear that noise on your bike only to find that they never do? This usually means your bike problems are imagined and that everything is probably fine with your ride. I have a friend who is actually the opposite way--he once mentioned something about a "ghost in his derailleur" and when I heard the sound it was more like a .22 rifle being fired! Your friends' opinions can often be a good gauge as to whether the problem that you've noticed is indeed major or non-existent.

4. Do you spend more time listening to your bike than to your body? Lance Armstrong said it famously--it's not about the bike! If you're having trouble out on the trail 8 times out of 10 it's because you're out of shape or you're having a bad day. These days bikes are complex and finely tuned machines so if you're having a problem, consider that you may be experiencing what computer professionals like to call "user error." Hardware failure, while rare, is generally obvious and catastrophic.

5. Did you ever walk your bike off the trail even when it was rideable? This is about as bad as it gets for some folks and I liken it to carrying your dog down the street when he gets too tired to walk. Unless your chain snapped or your tire is flat, you should ride your bike back to your car and deal with the consequences of any "mechanical failure" when you're back home. Like the body found dead from dehydration in the desert with water still in his canteen, take care of yourself first, your friends second, and the bike third.

So there you go. If you answered yes to two or more of these, you should consider yourself a full-on bikochondriac. My prescription: just ride.
A magazine advertisement showcasing the Bridgestone Almost Custom MB-4 bicycle. The image features a cyclist wearing a red shirt and helmet, riding on a wooded path. The ad includes text promoting the bike’s quality and affordability, alongside the Bridgestone logo.
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Bikochondriacs. Maybe you know one, maybe you are one. Or maybe you think you might be one. Here are 5 easy ways to tell if you, or someone you love, is in fact, a bikochondriac.

1. Do you take your mountain bike to the shop for repairs once a month or more? Unless your bike is a lemon (more on that in a forthcoming post) chances are you shouldn't be having it fixed quite so often. An annual tune-up and even a mid-summer once over is reasonable but if you're always taking your baby into the shop it may mean that you (and not your bike) have a problem ;)

2. Have you ever taken your bike to the shop for a specific problem that the mechanic couldn't find or replicate? Even worse, did you then take the bike to a different shop only to hear the same answer? This is bad news my friend--this is a clear sign that you are becoming a bikochondriac. Seek immediate professional help and trust the guidance of your professional bike mechanic.

3. Are you always asking your riding buddies if they hear that noise on your bike only to find that they never do? This usually means your bike problems are imagined and that everything is probably fine with your ride. I have a friend who is actually the opposite way--he once mentioned something about a "ghost in his derailleur" and when I heard the sound it was more like a .22 rifle being fired! Your friends' opinions can often be a good gauge as to whether the problem that you've noticed is indeed major or non-existent.

4. Do you spend more time listening to your bike than to your body? Lance Armstrong said it famously--it's not about the bike! If you're having trouble out on the trail 8 times out of 10 it's because you're out of shape or you're having a bad day. These days bikes are complex and finely tuned machines so if you're having a problem, consider that you may be experiencing what computer professionals like to call "user error." Hardware failure, while rare, is generally obvious and catastrophic.

5. Did you ever walk your bike off the trail even when it was rideable? This is about as bad as it gets for some folks and I liken it to carrying your dog down the street when he gets too tired to walk. Unless your chain snapped or your tire is flat, you should ride your bike back to your car and deal with the consequences of any "mechanical failure" when you're back home. Like the body found dead from dehydration in the desert with water still in his canteen, take care of yourself first, your friends second, and the bike third.

So there you go. If you answered yes to two or more of these, you should consider yourself a full-on bikochondriac. My prescription: just ride.
Bikochondriacs. Maybe you know one, maybe you are one. Or maybe you think you might be one. Here are 5 easy ways to tell if you, or someone you love, is in fact, a bikochondriac.

1. Do you take your mountain bike to the shop for repairs once a month or more? Unless your bike is a lemon (more on that in a forthcoming post) chances are you shouldn't be having it fixed quite so often. An annual tune-up and even a mid-summer once over is reasonable but if you're always taking your baby into the shop it may mean that you (and not your bike) have a problem ;)

2. Have you ever taken your bike to the shop for a specific problem that the mechanic couldn't find or replicate? Even worse, did you then take the bike to a different shop only to hear the same answer? This is bad news my friend--this is a clear sign that you are becoming a bikochondriac. Seek immediate professional help and trust the guidance of your professional bike mechanic.

3. Are you always asking your riding buddies if they hear that noise on your bike only to find that they never do? This usually means your bike problems are imagined and that everything is probably fine with your ride. I have a friend who is actually the opposite way--he once mentioned something about a "ghost in his derailleur" and when I heard the sound it was more like a .22 rifle being fired! Your friends' opinions can often be a good gauge as to whether the problem that you've noticed is indeed major or non-existent.

4. Do you spend more time listening to your bike than to your body? Lance Armstrong said it famously--it's not about the bike! If you're having trouble out on the trail 8 times out of 10 it's because you're out of shape or you're having a bad day. These days bikes are complex and finely tuned machines so if you're having a problem, consider that you may be experiencing what computer professionals like to call "user error." Hardware failure, while rare, is generally obvious and catastrophic.

5. Did you ever walk your bike off the trail even when it was rideable? This is about as bad as it gets for some folks and I liken it to carrying your dog down the street when he gets too tired to walk. Unless your chain snapped or your tire is flat, you should ride your bike back to your car and deal with the consequences of any "mechanical failure" when you're back home. Like the body found dead from dehydration in the desert with water still in his canteen, take care of yourself first, your friends second, and the bike third.

So there you go. If you answered yes to two or more of these, you should consider yourself a full-on bikochondriac. My prescription: just ride.
A mountain biker in a blue outfit leans into a turn on a dirt trail, showcasing dynamic movement on a rocky path. In the background, spectators watch from the sidelines amidst a forested setting.
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Image alt text: Promotional poster for the Baja Epic Mountain Bike Race, scheduled for November 5-8, 2008, in Baja California, Mexico. The poster features an athlete on a bicycle with the number 608 displayed on the bike.
Close-up view of a bicycle handlebar with a digital cycling computer mounted on it, displaying speed and distance metrics on a screen. The device is secured with rubber straps and features a sleek design.
Two mountain bikers riding along a dirt path surrounded by greenery. One rider is wearing a blue jersey and white shorts, while the other is further up the path in a black shirt. There are signs and foliage lining the trail.
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Bikochondriacs. Maybe you know one, maybe you are one. Or maybe you think you might be one. Here are 5 easy ways to tell if you, or someone you love, is in fact, a bikochondriac.

1. Do you take your mountain bike to the shop for repairs once a month or more? Unless your bike is a lemon (more on that in a forthcoming post) chances are you shouldn't be having it fixed quite so often. An annual tune-up and even a mid-summer once over is reasonable but if you're always taking your baby into the shop it may mean that you (and not your bike) have a problem ;)

2. Have you ever taken your bike to the shop for a specific problem that the mechanic couldn't find or replicate? Even worse, did you then take the bike to a different shop only to hear the same answer? This is bad news my friend--this is a clear sign that you are becoming a bikochondriac. Seek immediate professional help and trust the guidance of your professional bike mechanic.

3. Are you always asking your riding buddies if they hear that noise on your bike only to find that they never do? This usually means your bike problems are imagined and that everything is probably fine with your ride. I have a friend who is actually the opposite way--he once mentioned something about a "ghost in his derailleur" and when I heard the sound it was more like a .22 rifle being fired! Your friends' opinions can often be a good gauge as to whether the problem that you've noticed is indeed major or non-existent.

4. Do you spend more time listening to your bike than to your body? Lance Armstrong said it famously--it's not about the bike! If you're having trouble out on the trail 8 times out of 10 it's because you're out of shape or you're having a bad day. These days bikes are complex and finely tuned machines so if you're having a problem, consider that you may be experiencing what computer professionals like to call "user error." Hardware failure, while rare, is generally obvious and catastrophic.

5. Did you ever walk your bike off the trail even when it was rideable? This is about as bad as it gets for some folks and I liken it to carrying your dog down the street when he gets too tired to walk. Unless your chain snapped or your tire is flat, you should ride your bike back to your car and deal with the consequences of any "mechanical failure" when you're back home. Like the body found dead from dehydration in the desert with water still in his canteen, take care of yourself first, your friends second, and the bike third.

So there you go. If you answered yes to two or more of these, you should consider yourself a full-on bikochondriac. My prescription: just ride.
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Close-up view of a damaged computer motherboard showing burn marks and melted components. Wires appear singed, and blackened residue is present around the area of damage.
A person riding a mountain bike on a dirt trail. They are wearing a helmet, sunglasses, and a dark jacket, with shorts and gloves. The background features dry grass and trees, indicating an outdoor setting.
Bikochondriacs. Maybe you know one, maybe you are one. Or maybe you think you might be one. Here are 5 easy ways to tell if you, or someone you love, is in fact, a bikochondriac.

1. Do you take your mountain bike to the shop for repairs once a month or more? Unless your bike is a lemon (more on that in a forthcoming post) chances are you shouldn't be having it fixed quite so often. An annual tune-up and even a mid-summer once over is reasonable but if you're always taking your baby into the shop it may mean that you (and not your bike) have a problem ;)

2. Have you ever taken your bike to the shop for a specific problem that the mechanic couldn't find or replicate? Even worse, did you then take the bike to a different shop only to hear the same answer? This is bad news my friend--this is a clear sign that you are becoming a bikochondriac. Seek immediate professional help and trust the guidance of your professional bike mechanic.

3. Are you always asking your riding buddies if they hear that noise on your bike only to find that they never do? This usually means your bike problems are imagined and that everything is probably fine with your ride. I have a friend who is actually the opposite way--he once mentioned something about a "ghost in his derailleur" and when I heard the sound it was more like a .22 rifle being fired! Your friends' opinions can often be a good gauge as to whether the problem that you've noticed is indeed major or non-existent.

4. Do you spend more time listening to your bike than to your body? Lance Armstrong said it famously--it's not about the bike! If you're having trouble out on the trail 8 times out of 10 it's because you're out of shape or you're having a bad day. These days bikes are complex and finely tuned machines so if you're having a problem, consider that you may be experiencing what computer professionals like to call "user error." Hardware failure, while rare, is generally obvious and catastrophic.

5. Did you ever walk your bike off the trail even when it was rideable? This is about as bad as it gets for some folks and I liken it to carrying your dog down the street when he gets too tired to walk. Unless your chain snapped or your tire is flat, you should ride your bike back to your car and deal with the consequences of any "mechanical failure" when you're back home. Like the body found dead from dehydration in the desert with water still in his canteen, take care of yourself first, your friends second, and the bike third.

So there you go. If you answered yes to two or more of these, you should consider yourself a full-on bikochondriac. My prescription: just ride.
A large hillside with the letters "LU" prominently displayed in white and burgundy, surrounded by lush green trees under a bright sky.
Bikochondriacs. Maybe you know one, maybe you are one. Or maybe you think you might be one. Here are 5 easy ways to tell if you, or someone you love, is in fact, a bikochondriac.

1. Do you take your mountain bike to the shop for repairs once a month or more? Unless your bike is a lemon (more on that in a forthcoming post) chances are you shouldn't be having it fixed quite so often. An annual tune-up and even a mid-summer once over is reasonable but if you're always taking your baby into the shop it may mean that you (and not your bike) have a problem ;)

2. Have you ever taken your bike to the shop for a specific problem that the mechanic couldn't find or replicate? Even worse, did you then take the bike to a different shop only to hear the same answer? This is bad news my friend--this is a clear sign that you are becoming a bikochondriac. Seek immediate professional help and trust the guidance of your professional bike mechanic.

3. Are you always asking your riding buddies if they hear that noise on your bike only to find that they never do? This usually means your bike problems are imagined and that everything is probably fine with your ride. I have a friend who is actually the opposite way--he once mentioned something about a "ghost in his derailleur" and when I heard the sound it was more like a .22 rifle being fired! Your friends' opinions can often be a good gauge as to whether the problem that you've noticed is indeed major or non-existent.

4. Do you spend more time listening to your bike than to your body? Lance Armstrong said it famously--it's not about the bike! If you're having trouble out on the trail 8 times out of 10 it's because you're out of shape or you're having a bad day. These days bikes are complex and finely tuned machines so if you're having a problem, consider that you may be experiencing what computer professionals like to call "user error." Hardware failure, while rare, is generally obvious and catastrophic.

5. Did you ever walk your bike off the trail even when it was rideable? This is about as bad as it gets for some folks and I liken it to carrying your dog down the street when he gets too tired to walk. Unless your chain snapped or your tire is flat, you should ride your bike back to your car and deal with the consequences of any "mechanical failure" when you're back home. Like the body found dead from dehydration in the desert with water still in his canteen, take care of yourself first, your friends second, and the bike third.

So there you go. If you answered yes to two or more of these, you should consider yourself a full-on bikochondriac. My prescription: just ride.
A man sitting on a rocky surface under a bridge, wearing a red sweatshirt and gray pants, with a blue bicycle leaning against a wall beside him.
Bikochondriacs. Maybe you know one, maybe you are one. Or maybe you think you might be one. Here are 5 easy ways to tell if you, or someone you love, is in fact, a bikochondriac.

1. Do you take your mountain bike to the shop for repairs once a month or more? Unless your bike is a lemon (more on that in a forthcoming post) chances are you shouldn't be having it fixed quite so often. An annual tune-up and even a mid-summer once over is reasonable but if you're always taking your baby into the shop it may mean that you (and not your bike) have a problem ;)

2. Have you ever taken your bike to the shop for a specific problem that the mechanic couldn't find or replicate? Even worse, did you then take the bike to a different shop only to hear the same answer? This is bad news my friend--this is a clear sign that you are becoming a bikochondriac. Seek immediate professional help and trust the guidance of your professional bike mechanic.

3. Are you always asking your riding buddies if they hear that noise on your bike only to find that they never do? This usually means your bike problems are imagined and that everything is probably fine with your ride. I have a friend who is actually the opposite way--he once mentioned something about a "ghost in his derailleur" and when I heard the sound it was more like a .22 rifle being fired! Your friends' opinions can often be a good gauge as to whether the problem that you've noticed is indeed major or non-existent.

4. Do you spend more time listening to your bike than to your body? Lance Armstrong said it famously--it's not about the bike! If you're having trouble out on the trail 8 times out of 10 it's because you're out of shape or you're having a bad day. These days bikes are complex and finely tuned machines so if you're having a problem, consider that you may be experiencing what computer professionals like to call "user error." Hardware failure, while rare, is generally obvious and catastrophic.

5. Did you ever walk your bike off the trail even when it was rideable? This is about as bad as it gets for some folks and I liken it to carrying your dog down the street when he gets too tired to walk. Unless your chain snapped or your tire is flat, you should ride your bike back to your car and deal with the consequences of any "mechanical failure" when you're back home. Like the body found dead from dehydration in the desert with water still in his canteen, take care of yourself first, your friends second, and the bike third.

So there you go. If you answered yes to two or more of these, you should consider yourself a full-on bikochondriac. My prescription: just ride.
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Bikochondriacs. Maybe you know one, maybe you are one. Or maybe you think you might be one. Here are 5 easy ways to tell if you, or someone you love, is in fact, a bikochondriac.

1. Do you take your mountain bike to the shop for repairs once a month or more? Unless your bike is a lemon (more on that in a forthcoming post) chances are you shouldn't be having it fixed quite so often. An annual tune-up and even a mid-summer once over is reasonable but if you're always taking your baby into the shop it may mean that you (and not your bike) have a problem ;)

2. Have you ever taken your bike to the shop for a specific problem that the mechanic couldn't find or replicate? Even worse, did you then take the bike to a different shop only to hear the same answer? This is bad news my friend--this is a clear sign that you are becoming a bikochondriac. Seek immediate professional help and trust the guidance of your professional bike mechanic.

3. Are you always asking your riding buddies if they hear that noise on your bike only to find that they never do? This usually means your bike problems are imagined and that everything is probably fine with your ride. I have a friend who is actually the opposite way--he once mentioned something about a "ghost in his derailleur" and when I heard the sound it was more like a .22 rifle being fired! Your friends' opinions can often be a good gauge as to whether the problem that you've noticed is indeed major or non-existent.

4. Do you spend more time listening to your bike than to your body? Lance Armstrong said it famously--it's not about the bike! If you're having trouble out on the trail 8 times out of 10 it's because you're out of shape or you're having a bad day. These days bikes are complex and finely tuned machines so if you're having a problem, consider that you may be experiencing what computer professionals like to call "user error." Hardware failure, while rare, is generally obvious and catastrophic.

5. Did you ever walk your bike off the trail even when it was rideable? This is about as bad as it gets for some folks and I liken it to carrying your dog down the street when he gets too tired to walk. Unless your chain snapped or your tire is flat, you should ride your bike back to your car and deal with the consequences of any "mechanical failure" when you're back home. Like the body found dead from dehydration in the desert with water still in his canteen, take care of yourself first, your friends second, and the bike third.

So there you go. If you answered yes to two or more of these, you should consider yourself a full-on bikochondriac. My prescription: just ride.
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Bikochondriacs. Maybe you know one, maybe you are one. Or maybe you think you might be one. Here are 5 easy ways to tell if you, or someone you love, is in fact, a bikochondriac.

1. Do you take your mountain bike to the shop for repairs once a month or more? Unless your bike is a lemon (more on that in a forthcoming post) chances are you shouldn't be having it fixed quite so often. An annual tune-up and even a mid-summer once over is reasonable but if you're always taking your baby into the shop it may mean that you (and not your bike) have a problem ;)

2. Have you ever taken your bike to the shop for a specific problem that the mechanic couldn't find or replicate? Even worse, did you then take the bike to a different shop only to hear the same answer? This is bad news my friend--this is a clear sign that you are becoming a bikochondriac. Seek immediate professional help and trust the guidance of your professional bike mechanic.

3. Are you always asking your riding buddies if they hear that noise on your bike only to find that they never do? This usually means your bike problems are imagined and that everything is probably fine with your ride. I have a friend who is actually the opposite way--he once mentioned something about a "ghost in his derailleur" and when I heard the sound it was more like a .22 rifle being fired! Your friends' opinions can often be a good gauge as to whether the problem that you've noticed is indeed major or non-existent.

4. Do you spend more time listening to your bike than to your body? Lance Armstrong said it famously--it's not about the bike! If you're having trouble out on the trail 8 times out of 10 it's because you're out of shape or you're having a bad day. These days bikes are complex and finely tuned machines so if you're having a problem, consider that you may be experiencing what computer professionals like to call "user error." Hardware failure, while rare, is generally obvious and catastrophic.

5. Did you ever walk your bike off the trail even when it was rideable? This is about as bad as it gets for some folks and I liken it to carrying your dog down the street when he gets too tired to walk. Unless your chain snapped or your tire is flat, you should ride your bike back to your car and deal with the consequences of any "mechanical failure" when you're back home. Like the body found dead from dehydration in the desert with water still in his canteen, take care of yourself first, your friends second, and the bike third.

So there you go. If you answered yes to two or more of these, you should consider yourself a full-on bikochondriac. My prescription: just ride.
A blue and black mountain bike with a modern design, featuring front suspension, disc brakes, and a gear system. The bike is positioned against a white background, highlighting its sleek frame and components.
A white and black dirt bike is parked on a rocky terrain, showcasing its rugged tires and lightweight design. The bike is positioned on a black stand, with a backdrop of red rock formations and dry grass, emphasizing its off-road capabilities.