Candidates as bikes

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Which presidential candidate would you ride: a funny look at the 2008 election through the lens of bicycle types.
By Jeff Barber
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Here’s something I ran across the other day and I thought I’d share it here. I’m disappointed none of the candidates was equated with a mountain bike – too bad dubaya isn’t running this time around, he’d definitely be a mountain bike 😉 Who’s a mountain biker to vote for?
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