





reviewed by djeneration on August 17, 2011
I just returned from my first trip back to Wisco in over a year and this was one of the highlights of our vacation. We rented from LaGrange General Store/Backyard Bikes, which was this sweet little surprise shop that had everything you needed to pull off the ride. At a certain point the goal of tasting their deli-fresh sandwiches and peanut butter balls were all we had to keep us going. We opted for the full ride, but threw on 1.5 miles each way on Hwy H from shop to trailhead and back. We checked out of John Muir and onto the connector, then onto Emma Carlin and back on the other connector to complete the last bit of the Muir trail. We were not all experienced riders, nor were we all beginners. But I will say we severely underestimated this trail, mainly on the rough amount of time we needed to complete it and on the amount of water we would need on a humid hot day just after rain. But it made for a near-epic day. The connectors were a lot longer then we thought, but had some sweet features including a section that had 3 consecutive drops ending with a 2.5-3 foot drop. You are most often winding upon these gorgeous pine forests and you will catch yourself looking up at the majesty of it all. There was also a super sweet hilly switchback section that is not to be missed. Overall the trail consisted of fun, swoopy hardpack dirt singletrack that was broken up frequently by lots of logs to hop, stumps to jump, loads of climbs and many rocky obstacles, making it a well-versatile trail. It kept our small group of 3 on our toes, and we must have logged damn near 30 miles if not more, as the shop guys informed us that parts of the connector were new and added more mileage. All in all, this ride was one of the most rewarding experiences of my life, and it comes highly recommended. As do the peanut butter balls!
* Review edited 8/17/2011









reviewed by Roxy&Yeti on March 26, 2010
First of all, I broke my first rib here, so BOORAH! Kettle is a Wisconsin Classic. Perhaps THE Wisconsin Classic. It's a great day ride for all you weekend warriors out there. Plenty of fun for a two day stretch. We live in Chicago and drive up on weekends for certain fun. Several great things about Kettle: 1) It is DRY. Even after an intense rain, it dries up pretty quickly. 2) The General Store. OMG, my favorite part of this trailset is the anticipation for the delicious, healthy, hearty, mostly organic food they serve up there. If you want a beer, they've got lots! You can rent bikes there, mostly Gary Fisher and Trek, they have hard tail, full suspension and 2-9ers available to rent for reasonable prices, and a fully functional shop with any accessory you could ever need (or forgot at home!) 3) Trail Maintenance. Big ups to the people who maintain that trailset. They're always creating new stuff and taking great care of the old stuff. 4) Variety. You can stay in the "colored trail zone" if you just like to mix and match 2 miles here, 6 miles there, fun variety. But if you want a grueling, EPIC-ish ride, take the connector out to the Emma Carlin Trails and ride that loop. You can suck as many miles out of this baby as you want. A trail for everyone, even the kiddies. I've seen people out on this trail with Wal-Mart bought Huffys, so it's totally democratic. Oh yeah, and John Muir Trails? I'm sorry, no, people, this is KETTLE. Occasionally "Emma Carlin" or "The Connector", but I've never heard of it referred to as "John Muir Trails", people looking for it are probably missing it with that title. I only found it because it's in La Grange.
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reviewed by m311ton on April 30, 2008
Took a ride on April 30, late afternoon. Beautiful park, with very nice facilities. This was my first ever ride here, as I am from Virginia and am just visiting the area. I only had time for the Green Loop.
For starters, the park is beautiful (for being in Wisconsin). Good diversity of foilage, including a pretty section through some pines. This is a ride that you should slow down a little and look around at the surrounding environment your first few times through.
As for mountain biking, I found the trail to be somewhat easy. It is not very intense; rather, it is more of an endurance challenge. There are some punishing hills, however there is plenty of time to recover which makes the ride seem easier than it really is. Also, I did not find the ride to be very technical, except in a few spots. There are just too many stretches with very few rocks and roots, and the trail is generally pretty wide.
Despite lacking a technical challenge, this trail is a lot of fun. Riders seem to get the most out of their trail, and I was impressed. Some trails just plain kill you, and others are just plain fun. I would put this one in the fun category. It may be good for some beginners who have good endurance and want to improve their skills on the trail.
My biggest beef, however, with this park is it is way too pricey. You have to pay (a lot of money) to park and then to have a trail pass as well. This is a major drawback, and in my opinion hurts the park's ratings. Furthermore, it is not a very convenient location (although I may be spoiled by the numerous parks near my home in VA). If you are going to this park, I suggest giving yourself a lot of time so you can ride multiple trails.
Overall, I had a lot of fun with this trail and consider it more of a tiring joy ride than anything. Wisconsin should be very proud of this park, despite its high prices and high traffic. I hope to go back for a second opinion sometime soon!
* Review edited 4/30/2008
