What cyclists say and what they mean

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    • #122926

      Lol that’s pretty awesome!

    • #122927

      Great list! I’ve heard (and said) a few of those…

    • #122928

      That’s hilarious. The one about doing your own bike maintenance meaning that when you squeeze the brake lever, the bike shifts gears…totally me. 😆

    • #122929
      “I’m on my beater bike”

      I had this baby custom-made in Tuscany using Carbon Fiber blessed by the Pope. I took it to a wind tunnel and it disappeared. It weighs less than a fart and costs more than a divorce.

      Hehe, that one made me giggle.

    • #122930
      "schwim" wrote
      “I’m on my beater bike”
      Hehe, that one made me giggle.

      Unfortunately when I say that, it means my wheels are mismatched because I blew a hub, my 10 speedd cassette mated to said blown hub’s free body and I’m now running a 9 speed cassette with a 10 speed shifter that has a frayed, stretched stretched to hell cable. My brakes have needed a bleeding for months, my pedal pins are wore down to nubs, and it creaks more than a grandma doing yoga. She needs some lovin and I need to learn the meaning of maintenance. 😄

    • #122931
      "jtorlando25" wrote

      [quote="schwim":1qn71t3t]

      “I’m on my beater bike”
      Hehe, that one made me giggle.

      Unfortunately when I say that, it means my wheels are mismatched because I blew a hub, my 10 speedd cassette mated to said blown hub’s free body and I’m now running a 9 speed cassette with a 10 speed shifter that has a frayed, stretched stretched to hell cable. My brakes have needed a bleeding for months, my pedal pins are wore down to nubs, and it creaks more than a grandma doing yoga. She needs some lovin and I need to learn the meaning of maintenance. 😄[/quote:1qn71t3t]

      Agreed. I actually own a beater bike…

    • #122932

      Life is too short to ride a beater bike.

    • #122933

      Nice. Once or twice I had to say "it’s not far, we’re almost there". 😃

    • #122934

      "Honey, I am just checking out that bike? I do not want it, I already have enough bikes."

      You know nothing about n+1

      "The bicycle is the noblest invention of mankind" – William Saroyan

    • #122935

      HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! Awesome!

    • #122936

      Yep. Truth.

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