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  • #121096

    Is Ralph Machio’s Crane Kick.

    If a grizzly attacks you however, you should lie down on your stomach and spread your legs. I’m assuming you do this because you’re about to get raped by a grizzly and you don’t want to piss him off any further by making him have to work for it.

    Don’t take my word for it, Just ask the Ontario Ministry of Natural Resources.

  • #121097

    Must be black bears aren’t into sexing up humans…

  • #121098

    Or just run strait thru a crowd of of old people and children

  • #121099

    sorry….I was not thinking this was an article abut feline cougars.

  • #121100
    "brianW" wrote

    sorry….I was not thinking this was an article abut feline cougars.

    😆

  • #121101
    "brianW" wrote

    sorry….I was not thinking this was an article abut feline cougars.

    i always found that wine and dinner seemed to chill the cougar out lol

  • #121102
    "championstuff" wrote

    [quote="brianW":3aq81un5]sorry….I was not thinking this was an article abut feline cougars.

    i always found that wine and dinner seemed to chill the cougar out lol[/quote:3aq81un5]

    Why "defend yourself?" Just go with it . . . 😄

  • #121103

    I always thought the best defense aganst an advancing cougar is openly admitting to a fear of commitment.

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