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My name is Paul and I am a mountain bike punter. An averagely skilled mountain biker who just so happens to live in the best place for mountain biking in the world – British Columbia, Canada. Specifically Squamish. With more than 150 bike trails on my doorstep and the best bike park in the world just up the road – I’m pretty spoilt for choice!

Not only that but I am also lucky enough to have a few mountain bikes at my disposal. With Carbon Frames, High-Quality Suspension and powerful disc brakes, I’ve never had it better when it comes to riding. But what if I took all that away? What if I tried to ride Whistler Mountain Bike Park on the Cheapest bike available to me? I thought I would give it a go and see what happens.

It all started with a trip to everyone’s favourite rental program – Walmart. Unfortunately, the North Vancouver location didn’t have what I was looking for, and while the nearby Canadian Tire did have a wide selection – with some low priced models having such “super modern” features like an a-headset and front disc brake – the returns and warranty policy didn’t really suit my needs.

Surprisingly I didn’t even need to go that far! In Squamish’s own store we found the ideal Huffy full suspension mountain bike – it even had 27.5 wheels! And well…the lady at the counter gave me the kind of reassurance you would hope for from your nearest retailer…

After checking the bike out, I didn’t think things would go to badly! Wind back the clocks 20 years and things like V-brakes, Shimano Gears, rear coil suspension, a front suspension fork and indexed shifting would have been enough to ride anything! The welds, on the other hand, didn’t really fill me with too much confidence.

Now I did decide to draw the line at the plastic pedals, if I had my favourite DMR Vaults on I figured I’d be more comfortable and slightly reduce my risk of crashing.

Look, I didn’t want to go crazy on a black diamond trail to start off with. B-line is most riders’ first trail in Whistler and is filled with berms and is pretty smooth and flowy. Well…on a bike with working suspension at least.

Crank It Up is definitely a way faster speed, but I thought I’d try a bit harder than the 1st lap and hit some of the features. With wall rides, table tops and other jumpable features – I really was surprised when nothing bad happened.

OK, so it survived crank it up. Might as well try a black rated trail now. With rock slabs and some faster speeds, Whistler Downhill is actually one of my normal warm-up trails on my downhill bike – but the Walmart Bike made it quite a different experience.

With Heart of darkness being the final trail of this lap, I almost couldn’t believe that the bike had survived yet another trip down the mountain – even ending with me catching up to some fellow punters.

Something was starting to happen that I didn’t really expect – the bike was outlasting the rider. As you have probably heard, that intense knocking sound is actually the “suspension” and it wasn’t doing very much. Combine this with the 40psi I had in my tires, it was pretty exhausting trying to hold on.

So there it was 3 full laps of whistler bike park. A dropped chain and my rear shock spring coming un-done – is that it? No bent handlebars? No taco’d wheels? Not even a puncture?! I couldn’t believe it. Sure, I hadn’t sent it down at full speed thanks to complete fear – but the Walmart bike had done better than I ever thought. 3 full laps of the world’s roughest bike park – that’s not bad.

Afterwards, there was only one thing to do, see if Walmart would take back the Huffy. With no brake pads left I probably, wouldn’t agree with the ‘Trail Rated’ slogan on the bike. But it did exceed my expectations and, unfortunately for Will’s enjoyment, I ended up in one piece at the end of the day. But still, I wouldn’t recommend you try it for yourself and I don’t think I’ll be doing it again anytime soon.

Oh, and I got my full refund.

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  • Greg Heil

    I know Walmart is a massive corporation and all, so maybe it’s just me… but purposely destroying this bike and returning it seems like a jerk move.

    That said, can’t get over the sheer entertainment factor of this video!

  • meesterover

    Minus the fact that it is a d-bag move to return the bike. You bought it, well knowing, what you were going to do to it. Work on being a real man and paying for stuff that you intentionally destroyed. That aspect of the video negated any props for riding a Wal-Mart bike at Whistler.

    • Jeff Barber

      Agreed. He’s already made close to the cost of the bike from YouTube ads, based on the number of views he’s gotten. By the end of it, I bet the video will have paid for his lift ticket too.

  • Fast n Slow

    It’s refreshing to see someone doing this that isn’t a above average or pro rider. Gives us a more accurate out come.

  • triton189

    Huge douche move to return an intentionally destroyed bike. People think it’s “ok” to screw a big box store I guess.

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