My best crash story? I went for a ride at one of my favorite local trails and woke up in a hospital bed in my riding clothes. I remember loading my car up and then waking up. Beyond a concussion I was fine. Better still, nothing got broken on my bike, it took the cash better than me. I guess I kept asking if my bike was okay. I also got brought to the hospital by a guy that had the same name as a guy I ride with, and I kept asking if that was him (it wasn’t). I kept my scrapped and slightly bloody helmet as a trophy/reminder of that cash.