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July 25, 2013 at 06:32 #121096
Is Ralph Machio’s Crane Kick.
If a grizzly attacks you however, you should lie down on your stomach and spread your legs. I’m assuming you do this because you’re about to get raped by a grizzly and you don’t want to piss him off any further by making him have to work for it.
Don’t take my word for it, Just ask the Ontario Ministry of Natural Resources.
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July 25, 2013 at 12:50 #121097
Must be black bears aren’t into sexing up humans…
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July 25, 2013 at 16:00 #121098
Or just run strait thru a crowd of of old people and children
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July 26, 2013 at 08:42 #121099
sorry….I was not thinking this was an article abut feline cougars.
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July 26, 2013 at 11:40 #121100"brianW" wrote
sorry….I was not thinking this was an article abut feline cougars.
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July 26, 2013 at 14:02 #121101"brianW" wrote
sorry….I was not thinking this was an article abut feline cougars.
i always found that wine and dinner seemed to chill the cougar out lol
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July 26, 2013 at 14:29 #121102"championstuff" wrote
[quote="brianW":3aq81un5]sorry….I was not thinking this was an article abut feline cougars.
i always found that wine and dinner seemed to chill the cougar out lol[/quote:3aq81un5]
Why "defend yourself?" Just go with it . . . 😄
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July 31, 2013 at 07:08 #121103
I always thought the best defense aganst an advancing cougar is openly admitting to a fear of commitment.
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